isn't it ironic...

Recently I was invited to a friend birthday party whom I hardly know, anyway
I decided that I need to buy a birthday gift for my-so-called-fren but it was like a very last minutes thing, seriously I'm having a hard time thinking of what to buy for someone I have met only a few times.

Would some of you, be grateful to tell me if some of the items listed below would actually be a perfect birthday's gift for my-so-called-fren or how would you feel, if one day you receive some of this as your birthday present.

1) A pack of instant noodle Maggi (Curry Flavour), oh y must that be curry flavour... that's because curry is my favourite :p

2) A bottle of Vitamin C.

3) A PS2 game.

4) A RM20 reload prepaid card (put it in a Red Packet).

5) A bunch of loofah - in case you didn't know what's a loofah is, well is used as a washing sponge for exfoliation purposes.

6) The latest S@@silk Shampoo with Yogurt for Smooth & Silky hair.

7) A packet of Prunes - a friend of mine suggested this because it helps a lot if you have indigestion :p

8) A packet of Porepack from Bior@

9) In case you need a toaster as a birthday gift for someone really special, please do not hesitate to contact me because I have a friend who is actually trying to sell his toaster off for RM30 which he redeem it from credit card points. Still brand new!

10) oh my if you are still reading, why don't you tell me because I can't think of anything else anymore!